You're being stupid.
let's say I am stubborn. As I mentioned, I have the requirement that the user be able to copy the database file away on their USB stick (or send it via email, for that matter). With SQLite, that is no problem. But with LMDB under Windows the user is looking at a huge file, which will be unacceptable in all likelihood. I also must allow the user to copy using file system tools, and not some custom utility.
So I take it that LMDB is simply not designed or suitable for such a scenario.